Greetings and welcome to the relaunch of rumorator.com.  Now over the past few years I have received countless emails demanding to let readers know more about myself.  And I figured it may be best not to speak about who I am, but rather focus on what I am not.  For example in WWII, I didn’t drive a tank, however, that doesn't mean I wasn't flying planes and bombing those krauts right to hell. 

Perhaps it's best that we start over, pretend we have never met.  We can imagine you haven’t been reading the ECRR for the better part of a decade and feel that The Rumorator is in the top 2% of the world's Funniest and Most Handsome individuals. So to reintroduce myself let me tell you a few things about me.

We will start with things I do not believe in.

The US government's ignorance regarding the 9-11 attacks
The moon landing
Intelligent design
The American dream
Trickle-down economics
Chippewa Falls
Your non-catholic deities
Online accredited universities
Steadman
Reforestation
The Northwest Passage
The belief that if you can walk you can dance, if you can talk you can sing
The Atkins diet
The sanctity of marriage
Ali Larter's acting skills
Underwater cameras (at least reliable ones at a good price point for consumers in today's dollar conscious economy)
Women's Rights
The Constant Struggle
Karl's girlfriend
Astrology
Fuel Efficiency

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